Lourdes; π³οΈβππ²πΉ24, scorpio, nurse who is into tattoos, coffee, music, games and dogs.
grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:
Horny on main. Horny on alt. Horny in my apartment. Horny on my walk to the store. Horny on
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if i had a wife i would protect her in every videogame we played
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so tired of listening to myself think all the time. just shut the fuck up for a second
trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
ah the privilege of owning a cat… how do u guys feel going home and there is a cat waiting for you… with their triangle ears and their meow meow..
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“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”
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sorry babe, i can’t have sex right now, im posting about how much i want to kill myself online .
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